Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday answered:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know



Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.


you always said,
“our souls are metals in space”

three years later, i was sitting
in astronomy class, wearing
small wrists and black lungs,
drinking vodka out of water
bottles, smelling of lavender
and peach, reading page 442,
that right there in bold print it
said “metals in space that
collide are permanently stuck
together” and i didn’t know
what to do with my hands, my
mouth was gnawing at my knees,
my wrists filling with
the hallow gap of my neck screaming
at my thighs, digging into my shoulders,
my ribcage dancing in my spine

in space, our souls were
aluminum, maybe mercury,
maybe sapphires, but

in space, our souls were

red lipstick on a napkin  (via irynka)