“ Before the awards, the producers revealed, DeGeneres had told a couple of stars like Streep that she’d be coming into the audience to play with them. “But nobody really knew anything,” Zadan said. “A couple of people knew Ellen was going to come out and talk to them. Meryl said, ‘Great, let’s have fun.’ But it was all improvised to a degree. When Ellen was planning the selfie, she thought it would be Meryl, and maybe Julia [Roberts]. I don’t think she anticipated that all those stars would get out of their seats and surround them.” In fact, in rehearsal, with DeGeneres’ writers sitting in for the stars, the bit was blocked out on the assumption that Streep would take the shot, although ultimately Bradley Cooper volunteered.
DeGeneres also masterminded the pizza boy gag. “When Ellen said she wanted to do it, we said we’d hire an actor, but she said, ‘No, no, no. You’re not hiring an actor. I want a real pizza delivery person,’ ” Zadan revealed. “We said that the FBI would have to do a background check. She said, ‘I don’t care. I want it to be real. I want this guy to walk in and not know he’s going to the Academy Awards.’ “ ”
She’s a genius
oh my tumblr…
you never cease to amaze me.
“ Marijuana is medicine and weed is beneficial for anyone regardless of age, lifestyle or ailment and should be readily and lawfully available to all who choose to benefit from this beautiful flower. ”
i chew the words “i’m fine” until they taste of
raw mercury, i eat drugs and see orange flashes
morph into your tongue, when at gas stations i
buy white lighters, the sky cracks like eggs and
black confetti falls, i watch girls with electric
lipstick praying a name that will burn of acid rain,
i used to write metaphors about your blue veins,
the universe is expanding and my hands won’t
stop shaking, my eyes are bleeding, my tongue
feels heavy, my skin hangs on naked bones in
the dead night of winter, i am covered in fur in
the scorching heat of July, i have scars carved
into my soul, i swim in the ocean until i feel the
salt screaming sour against my liver, i have rose
lungs, gray bones, mint eyes, red wrists, no heart;
my body keeps growing iron in the cracks of my”
stomach, I have aluminum rippling across the
curve of my spine, green lead sits between the gap
of my shoulder blades, I have been God all along
confessions from my alcoholic mother (via irynka)
“ Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place. ”
Harry Potter books covers from around the world.
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade